Before I get started there is a contest to find out Who Killed the YA Scream Queens.

Okay, look, first of all, I’m really a nice person like suspects April Genevieve Tucholke, Page Morgan and Delilah S. Dawson. I don’t think they were involved… I didn’t know there would be a contest to find the killers. But, umm, I kinda helped one of the Scream Queens kick the bucket. But, to be honest, she asked me to help her die. I’m not going to give details, but I’m a techie nerd and I did my utmost to make sure she joined the invisible choir in the sky.

Now did I kill all of them? I’m way too busy. But do I believe Kendare Blake, Dan Wells, and Gretchen McNeil might have had a hand in doing the deed? Of yeah! Just look at them. They might be amazing writers, all around cool peeps, but look between the lines. They write about killers and vengeful ghosts and such. That to me shows they might be capable. But who knows… Writers know how to weave the best tall tales.

And umm, Heather Brewer and Heather Reid? They are Heathers. We know how that movie ends.

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Be sure to check out Whitney Miller’s confession tomorrow. Got any ideas on the suspects yet?